Pregnant people should not go to the grocery store

Today after sleeping most of the afternoon catching the Rays win, I decided to roll into the grocery store. I mean Old Mother Hubbard has more in her closet than I had in my fridge. I was really hungry for vegetables.

Here is a quick list of the good items I bought:

Green Pepper
Red Pepper
Tomatoes
Cucumber
Watermelon
Wheat Bread

Here is a quick list of the not so good items:

Oreos (reduced fat)
Ice Cream
Popsicles
Kielbasa

So I came home and started chopping vegetables. Made a nice pasta salad and think I will polish it off with some oreos and organic milk.

Another funny story happened at the grocery store. One of the Publix workers who was smaller than average in size, I kept accidentally blocking his reach to the vegetable items. This happened twice. I said I was sorry, twice. Then, he stopped me after I grabbed my organic tomatoes. He says to me, "Why do you buy organic? What is the difference?" I said organic means that they were grown with out chemicals or pesticides. He then said, "Is that how you got so tall?" I said, "No, I just have tall parents." He then said, "If that was your secret, I would have done that a long time ago." He then walked away mumbling to himself.

Anyway, I guess I offended him. Pregnant people should not go to the grocery store.